Short for what??

For years, companies have managed to sell their products by making you believe you need their products, because obviously there are many things wrong with you!
Do you stink? Are you bald, depressed and impotent?Are you too fat? Too thin? Too ugly?

They don't say how short,

or too short for what,

nor do they explain what their product is, or how whatever they're selling will make me taller.

You know it's a
Top Secret Method