Avoid ya!

• You reach the stadium assuming that the ticket you have is of the best view (everyone does) of the match. In certain cases (read men) of the Cheer girls
• You struggle you way inside the stadium with completely idiotic security check. Water not to be carried inside they say, like if some one would make bombs out of H2O
• You get your a$$ on the chair get seated to realize that the grills block whatever view that was available
• Meanwhile the man who has accompanied you is all delighted to see the stands; on which the girls will do the pom-pom dance.
• Toss happens and you either have to call home to know what happened or else watch the big screen.
• The brand ambassadors take a stadium ride in the golf carts. They wave and even give a flying kiss, which my friends are totally not worth taking.
• There are flags, placards, whistles, trumpets and what not thrown around everywhere.
• Family gives a call in between to ask where we are seated which is duly explained.
• The fielding team is hovering around the stadium, doing the catches and drops too. Try to wave at your favorite star.
• There is a huge roar in the stadium; you assume that the main player is on ground. But no, it’s the cheer girls from both the teams who are hovering out.
• They run around, give kisses, wave and smile to reach their respective podiums. Every podium is 15m apart and has 3-4 girls each.
• The man with you is delighted. Says it’s a complete paisa vasool, what if the players are not visible the girls are at least.
• The batsmen come into crease. Umpire shouts & asks if the crowd is ready. I shout no as my camera wasn’t ready. He cares shit and starts play.
• 20 overs are bowled.
• TV viewers have Ads during the over and we have a dance from the girls. Often to the theme song or what the locale DJ plays.
• some runs scored
• Break has all sorts of catching contests. They win some and lose much more.
• Stuffing happens along.
• Runs are chased.
• 20 more overs are done.
• Team wins
• Other loses.
• You have no clue why the hell you made into the stadium. The man is still grinning though.