6 Jul 2011

Breaking News

Any damn news channel you watch will have one of these below:

News reader: KumarKhanna is furious over Chedyurappa’s way of running the government & has decided to stage a dharna/protest, we have reports that say that CM has asked the police not to allow the protesters to start the protest.

*shows a clip*

KumarKhanna (talks without using comma or full stop): You seeeee our honorable chief minister Chedyurappa has lost his mind where he is thinking that he cannot let the opposition party even form a protest against the government which is not itself correct how he can tell me that I cannot go against what he is doing there might be a clause that it should not be done withing 2km vicinity of Vidhana Soudha but I will do it near Basweshwara circle who will stop me

*clip ends*

News reader: We have our correspondent ABC with us, Hey ABC can you tell us what exactly is the issue.

ABC: Actually there is nothing but what KumarKhanna is trying to convey is that he is furious over Chedyurappa’s way of running the government & has decided to stage a dharna/protest, we have reports that say that CM has asked the police not to allow the protesters to start the protest (which is the same what news reader said already)

 

Stupid Channels Stupid News

 

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