*PEACE OUT*

1. Don’t make mistakes
2. If you do, then Don’t make mistakes in mistakes
3. At least get the mistake right for the second time

Nithya Naraka

Whoever came with this title is a genius. But small problem though, according to them Nithya Naraka was what Nithyananda was giving to his disciples daily. But according to me it is Nithya naraka for the viewers of various news channels, day in day out discussing where that loafer is, in which underground he is hiding, some video of him dancing, with whom he slept & he asked whom to suck.. I mean cut the crap already.

a) Who asked those morons to go to his ashram? Govt? Police? We? They went there by themselves.

b) Agreed that they did not know what kind of crap they will be put into, but, yes important point, but, when they realized there is an issue or there is something not right about that place the didn't they have brains to come out.

c) Let’s imagine escaping was difficult, I have heard that when there is a death like situation, even the dumbest of dumb brains works, I am sure theirs too would have. They could have used an idea to escape from there

d) Once they were out, they had two choices, either shut-up (which most of them did) or else say the truth (which they are doing now after they were harassed years back)

I don’t understand the point in visiting such ashram at the first place, don’t they have faith in the lord that they fail to visit temples & visit people who claim that they are god? For few days everyone keeps telling he is an asshole & after a month or so, behold he is back in business. We see so many B grade actresses going to him (Malavika, Tara) & preaching the same in their “Baduku Jataka Bandi” type serials.

If there are people who believe in such sexually transmitted religious institutions ok fine. If you do not like it get out already. There are so many children hitting & kicking their parents of course they did not claim that they are Shiva, but yes there are such people, what can we do? It is their fucking karma.

I’d say media houses educate people, to know about a religious institution before they venture into one. Only when you know what they do will you know if those practices will help you get out of whatever crap you are going through. Else what is the point in venturing into such institutions? Even while buying a shirt you check the size by trail but when you are taking such an important decision of your life in following a “person”, not god but “human being” you got to get your facts about that person “personally”.

& for all people who are crying in TV, I pity you but agree that there is a weakness within you else who the hell does all that? Leaving job, getting an abortion, giving whole property to him ughhh horrible; Plain horrible.

He looks like a drug addict, I wonder how people even felt like meeting him forget following. Request all the women folk, kindly do not venture out into such places just because you have a bad family life, it is upto you, solve them, no one else can solve them for you.

Film: Katari Veera Sura Sundarangi

With much hype by the various maTa people & we having no work decided to watch KVSS. I tell you, all these long titled movies that get chopped into abbreviations are usually flop. Anyways our hero Uppi is “I am GOD, GOD is great” type of person. He is always bored, wants to have thrill in life so he meets Muthappa Rai. Uppi is a “gaaLi banda kaDe thoorkoLo” vyakti, initially he was roaming around KheNi, and now the latest addition is rowdy turned good man Rai. Rai tells him not to venture into underworld for just thrill, but he doesn’t listen, he visits some bar & shoots someone (I was dozing off by now), that leads to angry big brother who is also rowdy. He kills Uppi.

Meanwhile in the other world, Bhrama’s wife is keeping fitting against Yama & Indra to husband that they are kaam-chors & her husband is not giving her anytime due to being workaholic. Like a typical fitting affected husband, Bhrama writes our hero’s haNebaraha such that…

Uppi dies & flies up, up, up & up. He reaches that world where he finds entrances to “Naraka” & “Swarga”. Thanks to Bhrama, Uppi has done paapa & punya in same %, hence is given a chance to visit both places & enjoy. Thus begins his journey of nonsense talks, idiotic dances, stupid logic & mental situations.

Enter Yama, played by Ambarish, who looks perfect for the role, then DodaNNa, then Tennis, who are saviors of Naraka. He then hears some kogile type voice coming from Swarga, watches through window & sees that the voice girl is taking bath. He falls in love with the girl. Such a cheap thing to happen, to fall in love with a girl when she is having bath, I’d call it lust, anyways he now wants to cut short his Naraka journey & go there. He somehow reaches the place & makes sure swarga loka is affected. He makes our chick actress fall in love with him too. Swayamvara happens amidst so much tension & Bhrama decides to give entry.

He says, kaam-chors, you have learnt your lesson, now this Uppi will go to earth again, like nothing has happened, Yama is also sent with him, so is the new wife whose first night did not happen. Yama is entrusted with the work of getting a bad work done from Uppi. I mean how very jobless of that Yama. Bleedy so many assholes are making paapa & that guy went behind Uppi? Bhrama is also one moron only. Anyways while Uppi is about to do paapa, heroine prays to VaruNa, vaayu deva & makes sure he doesn’t do anything of such crap. Then Uppi realizes that she is his wife from heaven & goes to honeymoon (I think)

Songs – waste, story – maha waste, 3D – thuuu, I was wondering why was so much hungama between K.Manju for a crap like this. Don’t watch else you will die.